list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

(Source: muskequeers)





  • when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
  • when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
  • when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately






  • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes





friendly-pedophiles:


God, baby hippos.

oh my god. I need this. now

(Source: drawing-bored)



ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that @#!*% 
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny






 

mi-wi:

Quality